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The Idealist
Love You, Dad — Grateful Your Procedure Needs More Catheter Than Chainsaw
May 26, 2026
Master of Building Athletes
May 19, 2026
The Funny Pages (and Not So Funny Pages)
May 12, 2026
Scullian School of Thought
May 5, 2026
I Speak for the Trees
April 28, 2026
Ruh Roh Raggy
April 21, 2026
A Tip of the Cap to Coach
April 14, 2026
Good Enough
April 7, 2026
Short Answer—No
March 10, 2026
Whiskey (because I was) Sour
March 3, 2026
This MOTHERtrucker Never Quits
February 24, 2026
12 Paws A-Playing
February 17, 2026
Where do I sign?
February 10, 2026
“You’re Odd.”
February 3, 2026
Don’t Mess With K.J.
January 27, 2026
Am I melting the ice caps? (Asking for a friend—me.)
January 20, 2026
Normal
January 13, 2026
Holy Truck!
January 6, 2026
How cool is this? 🧊
December 30, 2025
Rest Assured
December 23, 2025
Sword Please 🗡️
December 16, 2025
The Ultimate Side Quester
December 9, 2025
Keep a Low Profile
December 2, 2025
At An All-Time Low
November 25, 2025
In a Flash
November 18, 2025
S.B. / M.F. Husband
November 11, 2025
Would HE🏒🏒 Not Be Spewing Us Volcanically?
November 4, 2025
The Hard Way
October 28, 2025
4.4
October 21, 2025
We were on a break!!
October 14, 2025
Crazy Creatine Conversion
October 7, 2025
Useless Cun➕ 🏴
September 30, 2025
Contempt of Court via Crockpot
September 23, 2025
Underperforming Human
September 16, 2025
I Choose You 🫵
September 9, 2025
Two Weeks and a Cry
September 2, 2025
Anita Help Here
August 26, 2025
Grandma & Grandpa are going to an Usher concert???
August 19, 2025
BIRCH! – K.J. Sculling, Executive Writer
August 12, 2025
To Peach Their Own
August 5, 2025
DAM, that’s pretty!
July 29, 2025
Ill Advised
July 15, 2025
Arse Agitation
July 8, 2025
Technically, it’s a rectangle.
July 1, 2025
The Antithesis of Sh!t Creek – Camping Edition
June 18, 2025
Why does our Tupperware drawer seem to reproduce?
June 11, 2025
Do you want an Aleve? No, I want U to leave!
June 10, 2025
It’s Pronounced Me-Me as in You and Me Me
June 6, 2025
A Stiffer Shaft Will UP Your Game
June 2, 2025
Do Sanitation Workers Enjoy that Sh!+?
May 25, 2025
Breaking the Bank
May 21, 2025
Fuc|< Cancer; Not Mistresses
May 17, 2025
Snippety Snip
May 13, 2025
The Sucker Sucks
May 9, 2025
It Never Gets Easier, Nor Do You Get Faster
May 5, 2025
Anyone have a stash of rass that they’d be up for sharin’?
May 1, 2025
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