Tenting, Training, Toilets & Terms of Endearment

1. Silver Lining: Transparency

I’m trying to be mature about this whole ordeal, but my husband’s attention has been completely consumed by:

2. The Sheriff in Town

3 Things You’d Rather Not Hear From a Sheriff (that we recently heard from a Sheriff):
1. Really? You didn’t see those BIG white and black signs as you come into town?

2. The fine for that is $555.

3. Are you wanted by the FBI?

All of which leads me to my next observational inquiry…

3. No, Officer, Why Do You Ask?

4. Tried to Get Away

We left Iowa and headed for the mountains of Utah thinking we’d escape cowpie. And then we woke up to this:

In case you were wondering, those are not elk, or moose, or mountain goats, or bighorn sheep.

5. Mint Over Matter

6. Open Range

I wanted to track metrics while I hit golf balls at the range, but couldn’t find an appropriate category.

I eventually settled on the obvious choice.

HIIT

7. For Better or Fore Worse

I wish I had been quick enough to respond in the only appropriate way possible to the gentleman that called our golf course and signed off by husband habit.

Me: You’re all set for 4 golfers on Saturday at 8:20 AM.

Caller: Thanks. Love you. Bye.

Me (unsaid): Love you, too. See you Saturday.

8. Tall Order

I recently installed a new toilet and was advised to go with a shiny state-of-the-art Comfort Height Toilet.

Butt, no one told me that being short would negate the so called comfort factor.

Image exaggerated for effect, but not exceedingly exaggerated.

9. Closing Credits

I appreciate you.

And I appreciate your readership. 😘