Kristine Joy, Writer

Writing Prompt

Finish this sentence with 10 absurdly specific things:
“I’d rather do another Ironman World Championship than…”

“I’d rather do another Ironman World Championship than…”

• …watch the news or engage in a discussion remotely related to politics.
• …consume ranch, cream cheese, sour cream, blue cheese or mayo.
• …walk into another room and immediately inherit tension I didn’t create.
• …attend a ball or gala.
• …listen to someone, lacking a solution oriented mindset, complain about a problem.
• …work for some of the administrators that I’ve worked for.
• …cross paths with a King Cobra, Black Mamba, Viper or Common Garter snake.

• …camp next to Creepy Clinton / someone that doesn’t appear worthy of blind trust.
• …carry one more suitcase full of baggage with someone else’s name on it.
• …carry some of my own baggage.